Maybe to be the bouncer at your clubhouse - that's about as far as I'd go; the lad's a malcontent lunatic who can't manage his own behaviour, despite the number of chances and the prodigious talent he's been given. In the same mould as Hock, Bailey and others - he's an absolute waster who would do untold damage to the morale and culture of a club like ours.

We've got the best pack we've had ever in the Super League and people are seriously debating whether we should add these morons? I can bet what MC would say. No, no, no.

When he stops laughing maybe?