Why don't you do us all a favour a go to Oz to find this elusive scrum half.

Ben Jeffries' form was more up and down than that welsh Manchester United footballer's (who can't be named for legal reasons) arris on that actress.

He was second best to Kyle Briggs in the Bulls side, yes he may have laid on a try (the one time he took on the line) for Ah Vann but other than that he was practically invisible.

It wasn't scrum half that was needed against Cas it was composure and some structure when we hit the front. A half back is only as good as his forward pack allow him to be, get go forward and he will create, give him nothing and you get nothing.

10 actually!

Is that Imogen Thomas trying her hand as a singers as someone said she was doing a gig in Manchester!

She's doing 2 shows so should say giggs.

Sorry mate my bad English.

Clegg?

Gareth... Shhhhh

if she didnt who did? Bet it was trevor macdonald?

Ben Jefferies only played when Ben Jefferies wanted to play! He spent most of his second spell at BV sat in the stands playing with his mobile phone and not taking an interest in anything that was happening on the pitch. I for one am glad he's gone, he shouldn't have come back in the first place after the shoddy way he went last time!

Weird how no scouts have picked you up if your better? Maybe the Brendan hill style is bot suited to the game these days?

Since I'm getting out of the internet forum grudge match garden trampoline cage fighting game, due to my disillusionment with the governing body and their demented expansionist fantasies, I'm happy to stage the first ever Internet Simpleton All Stars Kicks in General Play tournament; we can do it on the Station Rd fields, with you as the only entrant and and audience of people pointing at you and laughing cruelly.

Think we should give Moore a run out against Cats, heard his kicking game was good for the U20's

So experience counts for nothing, in your world you are born fully formed.

Hyde plays like he does because he simply has not played enough SL games to be consistent or nail his position. He also isn't playing along side any experienced half backs either so basically he can only learn from his own mistakes which makes it hard for the lad IMO. If he was playing alongside Thurston he's look a hell of a lot better don't you think.