even if we have a franchise he'd be a rubbish choice of host. the man's a bore, and this is how i always judge people in the media when it comes to our sport: would he ever pay into a game out of his own money?

eddie isn't to blame if we don't get a franchise, but he's the slimy frontman for the game's broadcast partner who are in bed with the rfl around this whole sick process.

£40, £60 and £80.

It's Black Tie as previous years.

I would prefer nigel wood myself, my aim isn't that good.

I can see parallels between this event and the band playing on the titanic.

Wearing of black ties is also quite appropriate.

Feline's buddy Shuttleworth should host it. He's great company by all accounts.

He's too busy creaming himself at the thought of our new lottery raising all those good juniors. His business plan for the next three years looks better than that chineese birds on the apprentice.

What a strange choice

My only hope would be that it was peeing it down and the tent leaked above him so we could tell what colour his hair really is

He is

he was not agent for Willi Poching , Gareth Ellis, Solomona, Jeffries, Obst etc . And as always there will be two sides to every story. We need to look at why players may want to leave and what WE can do to keep them . Re Walshaw for instance playing him in the first team may help

sounds like he's been jibbing you.

What's Eddie hair dye done to upset the Trin faithful?

It's not the Trin faithful it's my TV it plays havoc with. It doesn't accommodate that deeper black

Corrected.