Wakefield fan goes for a job interview at a Blacksmiths.

The blacksmith asks "Have you ever shoed a Horse"

The Wakefield fan replies "No, but I once told a donkey to Feck off"

I got a letter from British Oragami Society...................But I don't know what to make of it.

Flubber says something interesting...

Barnsley man goes to to have a statue made of his dead dog, "does tha want it eighteen carrot?" asks the sculpter "ney yah daft bugger, I want him chewing on his bone"

A man walks into a pet shop and says, "I'd like to buy a wasp." The shopkeeper replies, "We don't sell wasps." The man says, "Oh - you had 2 in the window yesterday."

Same man says, "How much are your spiders?" Shopkeeper says, "70 quid." The man replies, "Never mind - I can get them cheaper off the web."

Two old ladies in a pub, one says lets go out for a smoke, ok says her friend.
When they get outside its raining so one old girl goes in her handbag pulls out a condom, cuts the end off and places it over her cig to keep it dry. Thats a good idea says her friend have you got another one? no says her mate so off she goes across the road to the chemist. I would like a condom please she says to the young assistant, the young lad decides to have a bit of fun with her and asks what size would you like ?
Oh she exclaim,s its to fit a camel.

News flash .Cable goes missing at HKR police suspect WIRE fans

I quite liked it!

Just been down to the pub. I had a ploughman's lunch. He was not impressed

dont think your cut out for this mate

How does every racist joke start?

With a look over your shoulder.

Two budgies sat on a perch,one says can u smell fish?

I'm having a chicken Tarka for tea,it's like a tikka but a little otter...

Women walks past pet shop on trinity walk and see's sign in window. 'INCREDIBLE LOVE MAKING FROG'. Women thinks she will have some of this. she walks in the store up to the counter and rings the bell. Julian rinaldi pops up form under the desk, 'oui'.