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| I bought my wife a smart car... It doesn't let her in.
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Jun 2005 | 19 years | |
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| In 2003 Johnny Wilkinson made himself a sporting icon for kicking a ball over a bar, funnily enough Emile Heskey has been doing the same thing for the last 15 years.
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Player Coach | 555 | No Team Selected |
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Jan 2006 | 19 years | |
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| A bride on her wedding night says to her husband "I must confess darling, in my past, I was a hooker!".
He says "That's all right, dear. Your past is your past, but I must admit that I find it quite erotic. Tell me about it?".
She replies "Well, my name was Nigel, and I played for Wigan!"
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Player Coach | 1452 | No Team Selected |
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Jul 2009 | 15 years | |
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| Wakefield fan goes for a job interview at a Blacksmiths.
The blacksmith asks "Have you ever shoed a Horse"
The Wakefield fan replies "No, but I once told a donkey to Feck off"
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Player Coach | 7786 | No Team Selected |
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Jun 2005 | 19 years | |
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| I got a letter from British Oragami Society...................But I don't know what to make of it.
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Player Coach | 702 | No Team Selected |
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Sep 2008 | 16 years | |
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Jun 2013 | Jun 2013 | LINK |
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| Flubber says something interesting...
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Player Coach | 1360 | No Team Selected |
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Sep 2009 | 15 years | |
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| Quote: who needs flankers? "Wakefield fan goes for a job interview at a Blacksmiths.
The blacksmith asks "Have you ever shoed a Horse"
The Wakefield fan replies "No, but I once told a donkey to Feck off"'"
Barnsley man goes to to have a statue made of his dead dog, "does tha want it eighteen carrot?" asks the sculpter "ney yah daft bugger, I want him chewing on his bone"
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Player Coach | 15521 | |
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Mar 2010 | 15 years | |
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| A man walks into a pet shop and says, "I'd like to buy a wasp." The shopkeeper replies, "We don't sell wasps." The man says, "Oh - you had 2 in the window yesterday."
Same man says, "How much are your spiders?" Shopkeeper says, "70 quid." The man replies, "Never mind - I can get them cheaper off the web."
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International Star | 354 | No Team Selected |
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Jul 2011 | 13 years | |
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Feb 2018 | Sep 2017 | LINK |
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| Two old ladies in a pub, one says lets go out for a smoke, ok says her friend.
When they get outside its raining so one old girl goes in her handbag pulls out a condom, cuts the end off and places it over her cig to keep it dry. Thats a good idea says her friend have you got another one? no says her mate so off she goes across the road to the chemist. I would like a condom please she says to the young assistant, the young lad decides to have a bit of fun with her and asks what size would you like ?
Oh she exclaim,s its to fit a camel.
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International Star | 346 | No Team Selected |
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Mar 2011 | 14 years | |
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| News flash .Cable goes missing at HKR police suspect WIRE fans
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Club Owner | 7665 | |
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Oct 2003 | 21 years | |
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| Quote: kellys eye "News flash .Cable goes missing at HKR police suspect WIRE fans'"
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Player Coach | 4291 | |
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Aug 2006 | 18 years | |
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| Quote: The Clan "'"
I quite liked it!
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Player Coach | 7786 | No Team Selected |
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Jun 2005 | 19 years | |
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| Just been down to the pub. I had a ploughman's lunch. He was not impressed
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Player Coach | 13355 | |
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Mar 2007 | 18 years | |
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| Quote: Mr Bliss "I got a letter from British Oragami Society...................But I don't know what to make of it.'"
dont think your cut out for this mate
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Player Coach | 3840 | No Team Selected |
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Mar 2010 | 15 years | |
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| How does every racist joke start?
With a look over your shoulder.
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