I googled "fat lad being spit roasted" and putting it frankly, it wasn't what I was expecting

, and I shall now be deleting my almost impeccable browsing history

!!!

yes that was unfortunate.

Strangely, due to the many requests for me kears bottom, i also used google, to research what cleaver would be best for a bottom carving, this also resulted in some history deletions.

However i did find out that Kears bottom is a place in Dorset, where horses run free, as people cannot train them otherwise.

welcome to all the over 100 people on here again, as usual because its like watching a road accident, kinley pop up the shops young fella me lad

On other threds Al is selling or trading dvd's, were expecting mr hickey to the barby cos theres food, Mopsey was around earlier but has left as we refused tuo burn mtr kear. Mr broadbent has brought some nice steaks, there cooking now but dont tell him how to cook them, or offer him any money as , apparently he does not need you to.

Snowies cat has returned home, so the burgers are off, sorry. All pussy references have been done as per internet law.

your not intending put the cat on there are you as there is naff all meat on the bugger

very funny, good think we can still laugh.

Thats why we sent him back!
That and the fact theres about a dozen felines round here who are looking slightly gooey eyed, somewhat shakey of leg, and very full of belly!



goes like that drummer he does!

er when i said er felines in entry above er wasnt you!

but you may have a sausage!

Update
120 plus and rising, big news is NO SWEARING!
Al's in banning mode, so no naughty words.

Anyway Kinly has not freaking well turned up the skiving little manure, so could you all cook your own sausages, going to be tricky because apparently the barby has had an illegal approach and is refusing to fire, apparently however we have a welsh barby that will continue to burn things even if there is no flame or even burgers to put on it.
So obvoiusly that one is better.

I'm trying to avoid reading let alone posting on here tonight.

Cant say I blame you mate, theres not a lot left to be said to be honest, its like watching someone you love die.

well as we are over 100 guest for a monday night, and even though its raining, well fire up the barby!

kinleys out so we need money from you all, so I and the entire franchise bid team are to do a sponsored row of a boat, up excrement creek, but to make it harder we are doing it paddleless.

it would appear Mr rinaldi is ok as he has some jellied eels, some cockles and muscles and a rather nice new coat made out of buttons, and hes brought some music, by some duo called charles and david.

Tuesday 26th July 2011 - prebooking details

Hi fellow super league fans.

As we are expecting a big turn out tuesday evening to celebrate our retention of Sl status you are advised to pre book your place at the barbie, it going to be a cracking do, loads of stuff available from the club shop, were going down that morning to make sure, a top lass from london doing a few songs when announcements made, 27 and very keen, bringing her own gear too.

food will be humble pie all round, with some damp squib for afters.

in the event of us not getting a licence, im expecting it to be even busier, so kinley has got some loaves and some haddock, and we have invited jesus, who will tell us how the meek inherit the earth and other such stuff.

see you there