Overheard MC saying that he had got rid of Vince on Saturday night in the Greenhouse. Think he was trying to be hush hush about it, but as he had had a few shandys we all know it's quite hard to be quiet. didn't hear much appart from he was taking a hefty wage from us.

Perhaps he was playing Cluedo, did he mention a candlestick or a gun?

Cononel Mustard with the rope would be my guess. Poor old Vince.

Someone told me yesterday that he'd heard he'd gone . Mellars was at a "leaving do" at the weekend & the rumour is he's been paid off & he's off to Oz .
Could be a load of you know what , but that's a rumour I've heard .

Best news since DK re-signed

All depends on how much its cost to pay him off. Hopefully its less than 50% of his salary (ideally less than 25%) which will still be a decent wedge.

I wasn't in the greenhouse on Saturday

But more importantly have we paid Mellars off?

Heard Fozzard has left too?

I still think that for your own sanity, you shouldn't post here, but sometimes it's great when you do!

Paid him off with what ?

They do tell me its a favoured watering hole of one of your fellow directors.

Perhaps a case of mistaken identity.

It is a bit foolish to say something about Mr C when he is on here to contradict you.
Rumours are better coming from your cousins friend who's butcher has a contact. They are always more factually correct

He hasn't contradicted the Mellars part though, only that he wasn't in the greenhouse on Saturday, then again a minute past midnight would technically be Sunday.

You sir are columbo sir, i claim my 5 bucks sir.