Buckle in, you're about to be taken on a bizzare and mystical journey over the next 12 months.

And richard agar will orchestrate the whole thing.

A couple of common ones:

Trying to fit square pegs in round holes

We threw the bathwater out before the baby was even in the bath

We copped a couple of howlers from the ref

We had alot of players out but we won't use that as an excuse

We were trying to learn to swim without any armbands

Agar can use a different one after every defeat and you may only hear the same excuse twice in an entire season.

It's frustrating, bewildering and infuriating.

.....,and remember, Richard Agar will orchestrate the whole thing.

FFS get over it, he is not your problem now
Worry about the excuses Gentle comes up with for your dismal displays

Yeah, he;s your problem. remember that, you have to deal with him now. I'm trying to give your prior warnng.

I look forward to the game at the KC. I'm sure Agar will be getting the team fired up for that one after all the grief from the FC brainless army

I just wanna set the record straight he did not turn me down

....I turned him down

Sorry to say it but he's struggled to get us up for the CC, games against HKR and the play offs so dont get your hopes up on that one

Part of me thinks the Hull supporters are going to miss not being able to complain about Agar.

listen, two bags of haribo's and he'll be on fire. grrrrrrrrrrrrr

If Gentle does not turn FC into serious title contenders and quickly ( ), some are not going to be happy.

As soon as Gentle repeats the same sentence he might as well pack his bag!

Yep they will mess their scapegoat.

i can only recall ever having heard agar blame his own tactics for defeats. i've always thought he had broad shoulders.

Getting a bit boring now this.