I am the first to sign this e- petition to get these two an early taxi to the OAP home.

I have watched Warrington/Wigan game for first 25 mins and no word of a lie they have not paused for breath once.

Sick to back teeth of em ! Utilise/stanza/come to daddy/took his eyes off the ball/2mins gone/3 mins gone/4 mins gone/5 mins gone/6 mins gone/7 mins gone....blah blah blah blah bloody blah blah blah

How dare they talk over the game!
What on earth do you want from a commentator?

There's talking, and then there's talking utter gobe.

Stop the press!

Unique commentary dig thread !

Let's go back to the days of Eddie Hemmings and the up n under fun days .
Maybe his old pal could do it when he's free from his other commitments .
He knows the game, he's well known ,
He's just been released from the BBC , and he as a certain way with the teens .
In fact he's that good even her majesty has taken a contract out on him .

M


I can see some saying no we must progress and not look back but I say to you are we any further on now broadcasting wise than the BBCs 70s and the floodlights.

The sky commentary team is Eddie Waring esque boring predictable and unbearable to listen to. Please Sky get rid of these clowns. For people who think it cannot be done better take a listen to Ray Warren and the Aussie commentators. My interest in rugby league has waned as I cannot abide to hear the same drivel week in and week out.

Stevo sed he's retiring in 3 years anyway!
Who's gonna replace him??
Is he taking Eddie with him???
Bill Arther? I find dull and boring!
Rod Studd? I do like how he winds Stevo up!
Or any number of x-players they have on?
Would like to hear Ray Warrern call super league game!
Wakey v Cas

It's the arrogance that irritates me - at one point last night, Bentham gave a decision and Eddie, with that supercilious tone he often adopts, said, "Well gentlemen, was he right?" Turns out he was.

For me, that forensic examination of every decision, starting from a default position that the official is wrong, is the fans job, not the commentators; it's confusing for people who don't know the game and puts a negative spin on many of the finest moments of the match.

As for Stevo and his constant repetition of the same stock phrases - it's no longer funny; they've had their day.

What about Stevo saying flies round a honey pot, wrong stevo, its bees round a honey pot

Your taking the term Honey Pot too literal.

I like them. I think Eddie could do with not filling every second but I enjoy Stevo's enthusiasm.

Mick Morgan.

^ A poor mans Eddie Waring!

I've had enough of Eddie, Stevo and Phil Clarke. Sky should be looking to get Carney into the number one seat asap.

Call me a bit mental here but I do enjoy Jon Wells' half time and full time reviews. Although he comes across as being absolutely stark starring bonkers barking mad, he does have a lot of enthusiasm and can often make a dull game sound a bit more interesting than it actually is.

You're a bit mental. There did it!

He was looking at the flies hovering round his big fat mouth with all that coming out of it.