Wakefield have released their 13 man squad for Saturdays game away to Catalans, the club have announced that they cant afford to pay 17 men this week and have announced in all reality that they dont have 17 players left at the club. Chief Exec James Elston said "Errr obviously we are struggling, errr however we have worked hard to errr put a valuable 13 players onto the field in errr France this weekend, and feel its a competitive team and one that errr can make Wakefield proud. Sadly the errr administrators have cancelled the Subway 10% off after 10pm on a Sunday err night voucher from your season tickets, so any fans travelling to errr Catalans, please use the street vendors for their food this week. Have a good trip".

Team is as follows.

1) David Richardson (Will have to sell merchandise outside the ground prior to the game)
2) Dwayne Chambers (Wants a second chance)
3) Dean The Fighter Big Fat Gypsy Wedding (Takes his aggresion out on he pitch)
4) Ricky Hatton (Signed for a one off appearance after 12 pints of Guiness on Friday night)
5) Lochsong (Fastest sprint racehorse ever)
6) Gav Dension (Talented tag rugby from the Webcats, will play for love of the game)
7) Nigel Bell (Heard the distress call, banged on the Superman outfit to come to the rescue)
8 ) Swanley From Big Fat Gyspy Weddings (He was a big bloomin unit)
9) Ted Richardson (Farewell appearance)
10) Diane Maskill (Time to get moneys worth out of her)
11) The 15 Stone Wedding Dress From Big Fat Gypsy Weddings (With the flashing lights)
12) Willie Poching (Happy to help the cause as always)
13) Patrick Doherty Big Fat Gypsy Weddings (Captain for the day, will control the team)

Elston added, "Please be aware, the car park and its surrounding areas are to be closed on Monday morning and will remain closed for three days. Swanley is tarmacing all round as part of his new contract. If you see a white van looking lost in the Sandal area on Monday morning, please send him in our direction. P.S. Gold Memeberships are still available, at £180. A bargain, errr be strong, errr be proud, errr be loyal, errrr oh forget it".

And tonights winner is


Rooooonaldoooooooo

You forgot ... We are Wakefield together we are stronger

Has your lass gone out? You've been online a while?

Shouldn't that be We are Wakefield we are going cheap..?

blaymire would still get in at full back!!!!!

Sadly, he will be sold on Thursday to the Gypsy camp on Heath Common. He will be looking after and tending to the horses that graze up there.

give up hes too slow to catch them

bet they all canter passed him

Reckon they will try and get the fixture reversed so its a home game as half the team will need to work at their other jobs during the daytime first?

Sounds like a decent squad to me.. Gavin Denison is a great signing, he had a spell with Eastmoor Dragons, but thought he player for Burger king rl?

Few others pushing for a bench spot:

Jayne MacDonald (Wakefields Finest, glamourous winger but tougher than Luke George)
The Crossbow Killer (Back to his Wakefield roots, should put a bit of grunt in the pack)
Jacko (Nuff said, could pick the litter from the terraces when waiting to get on)
Paul Sykes (form a formidable partnership with TCK in the second row)
Albert Talipaue (Unfinished business from his first spell with us)
Luke (The lad who used to hang about Green Park/Ossett School in the '90s with a shopping trolley wheel running round like a looney, itchint to release his pace down the wing)
the "Come On Trinity" woman (Midfield general to organise us round the park)

Swanley has signed for Crusaders this morning, the administrators got an offer they couldnt refuse. The other kid who was fighting has left by mutual consent to join the UFC.

Luke would have played on the wing for the price of a used QPR shirt from the Oxfam shop, but sadly Im sure he died many years ago.
The "Come On Trinity" woman will play, but be warned, she may smack Ganson in the first minute so could become a liability.

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smack ganson??? she should captain the side then.