Did you know that Lupset and Las Vegas have been twined as they are the only two places in the world where you can pay for sex with chips.

That'd spoil a good bag of chips!

Can I just say, where I live at Upper Cumberworth out in sticks in Huddersfield. The electric goes off at least twice a month. We put up with it, its a common thing these days as it as always been. Now't new with lecky going off.

You should try putting more credit on your token meter.