As I'm new to all of this think I can be brave (or naive) and go for a wakey win by a couple of points...

Post of the day!

66 nil to Kirklees

Fartown massive (7) to get a flat tyre and hitch a ride home from brough coach holidays ltd.

Eorl Crabtree to have a girls hair doo

Luke George to grab a hat trick

Tommy lee to play gash

All the best glory seeker

Predictions.

The Shudds' fans will chant Fartown throughout the afternoon.
Kevin Brown's swan neck will look as unnatural as ever.
Scott Grix will make at least one major defensive error leading him to do his Willem "Platoon" Defoe impersonation and then beat the ground with his fists.
Shudds' heirachy will be trying to tap up Walshaw.

Shudds will win but still leave the ground with the shame their recent history hung round their necks like a prophetic Albatros.

Oh dear Bren, you used that line on several occasions last season. Is everything at Belle Vue recycled?

Talking of which, how's Big Ali doing? This kind of weather is right up the big fellas street and I'd expect him to be your standout player today.

No need to thank us though