Quote: Tommy Duckfingers "Luke (The lad who used to hang about Green Park/Ossett School in the '90s with a shopping trolley wheel running round like a looney, itchint to release his pace down the wing)
the "Come On Trinity" woman (Midfield general to organise us round the park)'"
Swanley has signed for Crusaders this morning, the administrators got an offer they couldnt refuse. The other kid who was fighting has left by mutual consent to join the UFC.
Luke would have played on the wing for the price of a used QPR shirt from the Oxfam shop, but sadly Im sure he died many years ago.
The "Come On Trinity" woman will play, but be warned, she may smack Ganson in the first minute so could become a liability.