Quote: chapster "oh god....here we go
1 daddy cool is a cat
2 he was beaten by a penguin
ground conditions...no ice all odds pointing towards cat, penguin wins several saints players queueing at ladbrokes allegedly.
it wasnt a penguin!
it was an ostrich / flamingo in a penguin suit, no worries anyway as in time honoured crap joke fashion it was killed crossing the road after the match as no one could see it was on the zebra crossing.'"
Actually it was a pelican crossing, and as he was crossing, he scooped said, very pink, flamintrich up in 'is big gob. I know, I was