My geography isn't brilliant, but you say that you are from SE Leeds. Isn't Hunslet your team? Don't worry, you'll be nearer to us when we move than Headingly. Come along and meet rugby fans, not disenchanted football fans cooling their heels until United get back into the Premiership.
Come on now, after three: 1, 2, 3: Marching on together, la lalala la. United!! United!!