Quote: Slugger McBatt "Just rumours, nonsense and falsehoods on here, I'm afraid. Truth rarely surfaces.'"
except of course the truth that some of these rumours are posted by berks!
my answer to this is to not listen to drunken tramps trying to sell me stories for the price of a can of special brew.
"hey you cooomeeeere, you wanna be my friiiiiiiiiend, ill teeel you a story about (insert wakey player name here)"