Quote mac of cas="mac of cas"ask your coach hes castleford born and bread'"
It's taken almost 30 years but we've managed to completely detoxify John!
From time to time he does relapse and intervention is required.
Don't be fooled by the hip replacement story,
John spent two months in isolation at a health farm, undergoing colonic purification and an intense IQ heightening program after being caught at Cas market drinking hooch and texting love notes to his brother .
Music shops throughout Yorkshire have been warned not to sell him any more banjos and straw sucking in public places is now a criminal offence in Wakefield.
John is now fully recovered and has no problem with standing up to say
"My name is John Kear and I am a recovering Castlefordian"