HKR 2 year deal is the latest rumour.

You said it yourself - rumour.

no, thats the oldest one..see hkr shirtgate etc etc

latest rumour is on the matt peterson thred, that we have signed mungo jerry, brother of tom-and, thus releasing daffy duck to play hooker, happys not pleased and is now grumpy, grumpys gone to cas, bitten a contractual apple, but they have too many dwarfs already, so hes joined sneezy in quarantine.

Brad Drew was also involved in cascockupgate and has joined trumpton rlfc making their pack now drew, drew, drew, cuthbert, dibble and grub. we have got Well known winger "windy" miller in return, despite him being strictly speaking on the books of camblwick green rlfc

negotiations are ongoing with rupert "the bear" but we are standing firm on the new year kit not being a red shirt and yellow shorts

hope this helps

What has happened to Hue and Pew from Trumpton? And Barney as well? If we sign Donald Duck will they have to play in nappies next year?

no one, but no one likes a smart ! hehehe
ok

correction
trumpton front row hew, drew, pew
drew rotaing with barney mcgrew as i understand it, bloody club only have 2 hookers, amateurs!

Only 2 that'll never catch on.

Though rumour is Doc might be coming back from Bradford.

not heard donalds name mentioned, weve got daffy (if broughy goes), and daffys hard, no nappies on that boy!

think you have your ducks mixed up a bit, sort of thing cas would do, wasnt andy lynch an example???????

Oh so you can have 3 hookers but only room for 1 Duck? Sounds like a clear case of Duckism to me.

part of the newton package, he mends noses!

once saw his bill knocked around to the back of his head and he still carried on

He's better with arms!