Saw him buying a crayfish and rocket sandwhich from Pret a Manger!

Say no to lemon mayo and yes to full cap spending.

Go find a village you idiot

nooooo such idiocy needs a whole county!


i suggest ngbfc as half time entertainment at next home game he can caper and hit people with his bladder on a stick!

should he need his bladder putting on a stick im more than happy to stump up for the back street operation.

Lets call it a day.

Lighten up its a laugh, something we need at the moment unless we want to laugh at our pathetic attempts of playing rugby league!

probably the phrase more women have used to me than any other!

"What, you're done?!" was my most common one.

are you putting it in or what?

i didnt even know you had started, let alone finished!!

Pull me nightie down when you've finished.

make sure you pull out cos i'm not on the pill...too late love !!