Its come from his mate who plays for the club with the BIG slope, can't say which or they will hound me down.

Makes him look a fool (if 100% true) after his 'I would rather retire than drop down to that league' rant after Crusaders went belly up!!

I wonder what type of house the new signing lives in, could it be a terraced or a semi

Yup Alec , every word you say is true , it has been a long time since there was this much positive feeling at the cougars , jd has been an absolute godsend for us ( not taking anything from the backroom staff by the way) and he is the best signing anyone has made at the club for a long time....... he is 100% dedicated to the club and has a world of knowledge and contacts at his fingertips.

All hail J.D. and long live the cougars.

There is a bag which once had a cat in it.

The cat was once a Wildcat.

The Cats name is an anagram of "Stadium La Ale"

Shame it's not an anagram of seith kenior (couldn't be bovvered to work one out!)
I quite fancied singing "There's only one Keith in Keighley!"...
There may well be more, but you get the gist.

All this "I know something but won't tell" lark gets a tad annoying but is all in a bit of fun and if it generates debate and raises the clubs profile then what's the problem?

The only drawback I can think of is if people set their sights too high and are disappointed when the player isn't who they thought.

Anyway I don't need to speculate, I know who it is and there are actually two players. One is a bruising aussie who's name could make him a worker in stone and the other has already been mentioned. The headline in the Keighley news will be [i"Cougars sign Big Willie with a Semi"[/i

PS I am only joking.

Gutted I can't make it today. Hope it's a well attended event. It's a very exciting build up to the start of the season.

I'm working til 7 today, working again tomorrow (7 start) but I'm tempted to pop down just to see who santa's bringing to the Cougars..!