Welcome back, one of your teams due to play in a final I see?

He's become a lifelong Manchester United fan.

He vanishes during times of woe at the

20th biggest in terms of revenue. United topped that list but they are the poorest club in the whole wide world

Just dealing with the facts EE.

That is laughable.

Celtic are monumental, their problem is the standard of the league they play in. Celtic as a club are on a par with the worlds top, top clubs, there are very few clubs which could pull the attendances that they do for games against the standards of St Mirren, Inverness and co.

It's a good job we don't want them in the english leagues then isn't it?

[iFerguson himself was relaxed enough to be wry about his difficulties with ­Mourinho's teams. "I don't like to think about one victory in 12," he said. "If the others were all defeats I would worry." There have been five draws in the encounters. On the basis of current reputation, the visitors should at least add to that little mound of deadlocked matches today so long as injuries do not undermine them.[/i

Mourinho 6 wins. 5 Draws. Ferguson 1 win. One of those draws is also weighted in Mourinho's favour because it was the second leg of a CL tie, which Porto won.

Mourinho has beaten the **** out of Ferguson. Hopefully it will continue in their next two matches. But even then it's only going to be because the poor babies have got too many injuries.

You're free to do what you want. And you're not mine. If you want to be put away, do it yourself.

He will never learn.

Learn what?