if you could still tackle like Gordon Ramsey does I might watch football all the time

And Hyypia.

Aye top player Sammi. Figo and Zidane two of the best players of my generation would sneak it for me personally. Larsson still looks in tip top shape.

Was that Lassana Diarra or Brian Lara in midfield?

Thought Dwight Yorke might of played for ROW with him involved. Wouldn't have fancied playing their school at Cricket or Football

This commentary is really making me look forward to the ITV World Cup coverage.

I found a group on facebook called 'Clive Tydesley is the antichrist'. Here's what it had to sayIn the crowded field of sub-standard football commentators/analysts (from the sonic waffling of John Motson, to the frankly mesmeric philosophies of Martin Keown) there is one man who dares to be different, who dares to break through boundaries, who dares to stand up amongst media riff-raff and Robbie Earle and say "No! I refuse to be one of the crowd! I want to be a loud, over-excited, biased piece of play-dough with a microphone!"

That's right, folks, Clive Tyldesley manages to turn being a fat, annoying tw[ia[/it into an art form. What other broadcaster could mix pathetic metaphors, a relentless love of Manchester United, and a blatant addiction to Ginster's Pasties (an addiction so powerful David Pleat once exclaimed, "[iF[/iuck me, Clive, that's a lot of pasties for one man..."icon_wink.gif to such a ridiculous end?

Logic does not come into play, and his abysmal commentaries ask more questions than they answerfu[/icking game he's watching?

The only answer to these questions, my brethren, lies in the fact that he is the son of the devil.'"

I found a website even more succint than that about Clive Tyldesley, but i'm not posting a link to it!

now benitez is the new inter manager will he be after torres and gerrard

Can Inter afford Torres? I very much doubt it.

Don't be silly they know better then anyone how crap he is.....

I think the blues are right in getting rid of J.Cole, on his day hes a brilliant player but just to injury prone. I would have liked Ballack to stay for another year as i think we'll miss his presence. Looking like we'll be bringing in Bastain Schweinsteiger, havent seen to much of him.

TBH I'm delighted that we've acted quickly and made a statement now rather than letting the speculation drag on all through the World Cup.

Delighted that Joe Cole has gone. I just think he stole game time this season from Kalou, Sturridge and and Kakuta. Kalou had a similar amount of time as Cole but was so much more productive it's untrue. I think if either Sturridge or Kakuta jad been played instead of Cole they'd have probably given more as well, on top of gaining valuable experience.

It's rumoured that Cole's going to Arsenal. Hilarious, if it's true. The kings of pointless football signing another ineffective player is a sure sign Arsenal will not be challenging for a title in the near future.

Belletti on his way too.