Rafael Benitez was sent to hospital for a kidney problem. The Doctor said "it's ok Mr Benitez, you just have a bad side."
Michael Owen walks into a night club and sees a stunning leggy blonde beauty strutting her stuff on the dance floor. He approaches her and says, "Get you coat love, your coming home with me tonight." She looks at him and replies, "My! You're a little forward!"
Everton have a new sponsor.... Easyjet. In and out of Europe in 90 minutes!
Benitez phones Ferguson to find out how to improve his training methods.
"Dustbins" says Ferguson. "Position dustbins around the training pitch and get your players to pass the ball between them, dribble round them, chip the ball over them, it'll improve all round control".
The next day Ferguson's phone rings. "Hi, it's Rafa here. The dustbins are winning 3-0. What do I do now?"
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