You mean like the other year when he was given a touchline ban for comments about Clattenburg?

They had a sell out. And they got to shake hands with Monsoor.

At least they used an international break to send their players to the other side of the world, unlike Glazer who sent us during a packed January for a testimonial.

Funny you should mention Glazer. My girlfriend is from the same town/area as the Glazer family (her mum actually knows Malcom

)and her brothr text me last week that it's looking like the Tampa Bay Bucs are up for sale with at least three interested partys. The starting price is around $1 billion but he thinks it'll go for around $1.3 billion with the family then concentrating soley on Manchester United.

If true i can see the south stand being rebuilt and capacity increased to around 100k but the stand would become a full blown corperate area

but hey just think no more debt

Not quite...according to reports it was an estimated crowd of between 15-25,000 in a 50,000 capacity stadium and the majority were let in for nowt - people don't even want to see City for free these days



And with City's current form I'm just surprised it wasn't a draw.

Mate that is the worst attempt at a WUM....ever.

Didn't you lot get beaten by Hyde the other year?

Just loled everywhere

Shut it Tart

keep the faith brother

"Do that again and I'll drop you silly c*nt" ring any bells?

Rafael Benitez was sent to hospital for a kidney problem. The Doctor said "it's ok Mr Benitez, you just have a bad side."

Michael Owen walks into a night club and sees a stunning leggy blonde beauty strutting her stuff on the dance floor. He approaches her and says, "Get you coat love, your coming home with me tonight." She looks at him and replies, "My! You're a little forward!"

Everton have a new sponsor.... Easyjet. In and out of Europe in 90 minutes!

Benitez phones Ferguson to find out how to improve his training methods.
"Dustbins" says Ferguson. "Position dustbins around the training pitch and get your players to pass the ball between them, dribble round them, chip the ball over them, it'll improve all round control".
The next day Ferguson's phone rings. "Hi, it's Rafa here. The dustbins are winning 3-0. What do I do now?"