Liverpool have as much chance of winning the premiership as Wire do the super league title.

the who?

I'm sure the rag fans will be along any minute now to tell us the truth.

Hang on, where are they all? The game finished nearly 5 hours ago, surely they should be home by now.......

That was a baffling comment. I thought he would have gone off on one after that performance. Having said that, you have to pick your moments to go mental at them.

United were second best in every department and to suggest anything to the contrary is plain wrong. 4-1 was harsh but there is no doubt who deserved to win.

Absolutely e days sport for me following Warrington's result. The Premier League table and the Chinese takeaway I've just ordered is the only thing keeping my pecker up.*

*insert viagra joke here

Shove the nudger in some ginseng, save a couple of quid.

Not a bad point for us today seen as all the results went our way

First 20/25 minutes we was awesome but then for some reason, relaxed for the rest of the game and was hanging on in the end against a poor side

Had we played like we did in the first quarter we'd have won no problems

But were in a decent position and we only need about 4 points to stay up

Go easy on Sir Alex, I thought he showed fantastic sportsmanship today - he even kept his Comic Relief Red Nose on for the entire game...

People used to call Wimbledon for the longball tactics but it seems liverslum have perfected it

Hooooooooooooooofffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

The idea that anyone from Leigh,(you all know Leigh, the strike breaking scab scum who sold out during the 1926 General Strike) could refer to anywhere else as a slum is laughable.
Get behind your local football team instead of someone elses you sad inbred barsteward! Leigh RMI you bandwagon jumping tramp.

You know when you wake up and think, maybe I am better getting a few hundred notes for my ticket outside the ground. I got that today.

I should keep listening to instinct.

Get your story right before you call Leigh it was the scum from up the road in Wigan that broke the strike (hence pie eater) you moron. The people of Leigh sufferd from the scab labour emplyed from Wigan. Oh and i do support Leigh Genesis and used to watch Leigh RMI all over the country

Your partner leave you for someone from Leigh???