You're probably right, which is all the more reason why they should never be seen and heard on television again. That pair have been stealing a living for many years, especially Keys, who has never contributed anything useful to the game as far as I am aware.

Imagine if the assistant with the flag had been an Asian man and they'd come out with a load of crap about Asians not understanding football, should stick to cricket or hockey etc.? They'd already be out of a job by now, and I don't really see any difference with slagging off Sian Massey. She must be bloody good to get on the Premiership list at the age of 25. She will have refereed semi-pro non-league matches for several seasons, been marked by club officials at every match, been assessed regularly by retired former top level referees, and will have achieved significantly higher marks and assessments than her peers at each level as she makes her way up the ladder, as well as running the line at Football League level; she hasn't just been thrown into the Premiership at random because someone thinks we should have a few female officals.

Most of all it was the sheer arrogance and lack of humour in Keys' voice that sickened me. He's always irritated me and I regard him as pretty much unemployable after that. What a creep.

His daughter's fit though

Never seen this Brady woman til this morning, she's quite fit actually. Hope that's acceptable to say

There right, as a control measure I asked my mam, wife and daughter to explain the offside rule to me and they couldn't, proof beyond all reasonable doubt that womens brains are not complex enough to understand the finer points in life.















































I'll f'ck off now

A meant to be off air remark, a remark that woukld have been said a million times before and will be repeated a million times more, A stereotypical remark with no malice. It's a storm in a teacup. Some people won't be happy until we are all robots.

no mate,it's called Political Correctness which seems to be tearing the heart out of a once proud nation - it's up to you lot in the uk to fight against it....

Yeah, let me be sexist, racist and homophobic without some twonk getting all uppity about it.

Maybe he just realises that this is an internet message board and is only a bit of fun?

As for the story itself, has anyone herad the rumour that a female Assistant Referee is going to explain the Equality Act to Andy Gray and Richard keys using condiments on the kitchen table.

nah mate,just use good old common sense

but if you want something to change then it's up to you to make it change not just sit there and watch the place deteriorate - when the french have a grievance they get out on the streets and tell the powers that be that it can't happen...Power to the people and all that...

Liverpool seem to be very good at rubbing people up the wrong way at the moment. Holloway has described Comolli as 'disgraceful' and refused to believe Kenny Dalgleigh had any input into their approach. Now Ajax have come out and asked for Comolli to stop being so disrespectful to them over Suarez.

Suarez is a far better player than Darren Bent who has just moved for £24m. You can imagine their disdain when he bids £12m for him despite him having 3 years left on his Ajax contract.

It all seems rather cynical. He seems to slime his way in with a ridiculously low bid whilst tapping up the player. The player then hands in a transfer request in order to pressure the club into selling. Charlie Adam fell for it but Holloway seems to have laughed that off.

It's going to be fascinating to see how desperate Liverpool get towards the end of the transfer window. No Europe will surely mean no Torres so they have work to do. Everton meanwhile seem to have the deckchairs out, no bids or rumours anywhere that I can see.

After Chelsea's win last night, a win for Utd tonight and city are suddenly looking over their shoulder at 4th rather than closing in on top spot. Hope we can sneak a win but we seem to struggle against teams who play a bit of football against us rather than put 10 behind the ball. Although this will hopefully leave Blackpool pretty open at the back.

Gray and Keys should have gone years ago. There not particularly great at their jobs and I think their easily replaceable. Thing is there in the Eddie and Stevo mould we're cos they've been there from the beginning and even though they talk mostly garbage, they have to stay!

I don't see why people are getting so bent out of shape regarding Liverpool's bids. How can a bid be "insulting" or "disrespectful"? It's a bid, reject it or accept. I'll tell you what is disrespectful, giving the ins and outs to every bid however little or great it is. Or using every second of tv airtime as a pedestal to complain of how persecuted they are by any club who makes a bid for their player.

Is it just me that's becoming bored of Ian Holloway's rants and moaning and saying the same fooking thing every post match interview. His valuation of Charlie Adam is laughable and completely over the top, the first few rants of the season where quite funny but now it's becoming quite boring.