We've won the European Super Cup. It wasn't super. It means fark all.

Whether Chelsea are there depends on who they manage to bring in to manage the club.

Arsenal won't be in the race.

Fine.

So dont include micky mouse trophies in your count like the world club. If you want to rank the trophies we are equal on the main one and we beat you hands down on the next main one.

World>Europe

its a mickey mouse tournament like the RL one.

Nice to see some of the resident Scousers taking it graciously. Other's, however

LMAO at d*ck measuring contest

I see your 18 titles and I raise you a Leeds United 3

Remember size isn't important.

Why are newcastle fans thinking they are gone?

all you need is a draw and for united to beat hull.

Not exactly mission impossible is it? Geez.

OK then let's do just that...now 34 minus 2 = 32 doesn't it??? And last time I had my abacus to hand, 32 was more than 30 wasn't it??

Awesome today Jussi.

Leeds aren't a small club.

They aren't one of the big daddies like united and liverpool but certainly aren't small.

Defence mechanism.

Tell themselves they are down and if they go down next week they'll be prepared for it. Tell themselves that they're going to make it and go down though. They'll be bawling like babies.

Personally though, I always veer towards thinking we'll do it until it's mathematically impossible. I think that's what Newcastle should be doing. They should be aiming to beat Villa and saving themselves. Every player should be treating it as the most important game of their lives, and the fans should be backing them fully to pull it off.

From Newcastle's visits to Wembley, I think their belief in themselves would disappear as soon as Villa took the lead.