Jonny ,
You dont just go for a beer with the Captain . It's more of a Wearing a beer with the Captain . Especially at Cup Games.

Regards , EW

Its going to take you a long time, doesn't the MX5 go from Birmingham to Bristol ?.

Did you hear about the Wigan lad who thought Genitalia was an Italian airline

Or the Wiganer , who thought the Taj Mahal was an Indian Curry house on Poolstock Lane .

Or the two Leyth lads on a night out in Barbarellas. They spied a couple of young ladies, but a mate warned them off by telling them that the girls were lesbians. Undeterred, the lads walked over with their best chat up line "Where abouts in Lesbania do you live"?

Keep the clean ones flying ........

Yes pure genius Belter.

Three Wigan Lads walking home after a night out in town take a shortcut through a graveyard. First lad trips up over a gravestone and says '' that fella was 73 years old when he died....!" "Blimey" said the second lad, just as he himself tripped and fell. "This fella was 97 when he passed away and his name was John Smith", "Blimey" says third lad, just as he himself goes flying over another gravestone, "This fella was 157...!" What was his name ask the other two simultaneously..?" He bends down, striking a match in the gloom to see the name on the stone, rising slowly he says..... " His name was Miles……………….. from Newcastle."

What day is the game

Friday