Quote Suzy Banyon="Suzy Banyon"He's strapped together with sellotape and we give him a 2 year deal. Ridiculous.'"
I'm deemed a Happy Clapper but Jeez!
Just worked out that if were lucky he may play 40 of the next 66ish games over the next 2 years
If were Lucky he'll play 20mins a game on average
That means he's likely to play 800mins in the 2 years of his contract end of 2021!!! (Liam Watts/Alex Walmsley/Thompson etc. will have done that amount of minutes by around April 2020!)
In that time he'll make around 240 hit ups for around 1000mtrs
In that time he'll attempt around 400 tackles and miss 100 of them
He'll try and charge down 80 kickers and miss 75 of them
Oh and yes - It 80 players off the ball after they've passed it giving about 50 penalties away