Itchy, I agree wholeheartedly with one of your points, but not necessarily all of them.

* Sky Sports will find a new 'trendy' place to film, having been kicked out of the canteen
* Phil Clarke will come up with some stats to show how Wigan are better/worse with/without Sam Tomkins (delete as appropriate)
* There will be a minute's silence at Langtree Park, impeccably respected by the RL fans as usual
* Jon Wells and Brian Carney will compete to see who has the best suit/tie/shoes combo
* A knighthood will be bestowed on Robey or McGuire
* Daryl Clark will fail to find the form which took him to Wire, leaving Stefan Ratchford to cover for yet another under-performer
* Richie Myler still won't know any French, Helen Skelton will get homesick, and he will sign for Salford, claiming it as 'coming home'
* Pat Richards will get a fantastic reception at the DW Stadium
* There will be a thread asking for an announcement from Wigan RL

- Stevo will try to set a new world record for referring to Leeds as Champions even when they are not playing.
- Wakefield will be a joke team again.
- Leigh will sign Sam Burgess and Sonny Bill Williams in August to boost their promotion hopes.
- Wigan will bring back Owen Farrell and finally solve our goal kicking issues.
- Corey Feldman will telephone Ben Westwood to offer him a get out clause from his rapidly declining career
to star in "The Goonies 2".
- Purple Aki will become our new physio when he gets out of strangeways and Lenagan will say he's the best money can buy.
- Castleford will trial a load of Russian Olympic sprinters banned for doping and then realise you cant teach a sprinter how to play the greatest game on earth in 3 weeks and send them packing.
- Wigan will win the treble with ease!
- Leigh will sign Charles Bronson upon his release from prison.

* Huddersfield will be top of the league half way through the season, Clarkey will say they are going to win it, then they will lose in the semi finals.

*Wigan will win the Good Friday Derby
*Super Sam will make his return against Hull KR at home and score 5 tries. Just like he did on his debut first time round
*Salford will spend 5 million on "marquee signing" Kevin Sinfield but still finish outside the Top 8
*Warrington will be top by the end of Feb but fall away by March to finish 7th after the play-offs
*Leigh will lose to Wakefield in the million pound game, leaving the dozens of true Leigh fans bewildered & upset.
*Leeds will lose the WCC to Jonathan Thurston & his mates. Matty Bowen will come out of retirement for this game only, score 3 tries & walk away with the MOM award

*Oh I nearly forgot. Wigan will win the treble

*everytime an opposition player looks at Sam Tompkins Joel runs the length of the pitch to confront the bully.
*Shaun Wane continues to froth like a rabid dog everytime a penalty goes against Wigan.
*Phil Clarke declares Leeds will not win a game all season.
*confusion at red hall as officials vote on whether Liam Farrell's ass should count as a 14th man.
*Wigan come close to winning everything but win nothing.
*Phil Clarke sets a new record for stained trousers while talking about George Williams.
*Justin Carney mistakes Josh Charnley for a female but denies having an affair. Carney is sold to Leigh.
*the third Tompkins brother whose name people can never remember returns to the club to ensure Sam doesn't ever have to leave the boundaries of Wigan and risk getting homesick.

.Yorkshire press do not acknowledge Lancs player in dream team
. Leeds fans blame loss on refs sexuality
. Every half back at Saints down to u-9 is injured
. 10,000 Wire fans at every away game
. Giants attendances don't improve
. Dr K slags team off after loss to Wakefield
. Sinfield and Peacock play in SL
. Complaints over number of games at Easter

Wigan having a slow start to the season post Florida training has become an annual event.

They didn't go to Florida this year.

1. Scott Taylor will do really well at Hull and Wigan fans will finally admit that we miss him big style.
2. Sam Tomkins will shave off his beard
3. Some Wigan fans will get really rubbish versions of Sam's butterfly tattoo.
4. Dan Sarginson will replace Tierney at fb by round 6 and do really well.
5. Shaun Wane will experiment with playing Sam Tomkins at 6 - fans will say that his best position is at fb.
6. Lots of young Wigan fans will love the 'Latics' kit and some fans will post that it is selling like 'hot cakes' on here.
7. People will complain about the lack of atmosphere at home games.
8. Somebody will call for Wigan to build their own ground - this idea will be ridiculed as making poor financial sense.
9. O'' Loughlin will retire mid way through the season leaving Wigan free to bring in another player.
10. Mossop will be ruled out for the whole season by round 12.
11. Gelling will announce that he is leaving Wigan to join Newcastle or Canberra for the 2017 season.
12. Sam Tomkins will continue to spend much of his time in coffee shops and promoting his mates clothing brand 'Fizzle' - he will tweet a picture of himself in 'Lilly & Arthurs'.
13. Somebody will post that Wigan player's will run through brick walls for Wane even though in reality they wouldn't.

Our props won't do any work till the last 6 weeks of the season.
As soon as a goal kick is missed there'll be a thread about how it will cost us this season.
Sam Tomkins will be at half-back for the last 2 months of the season.
John Bateman will be our best player.
There'll be more threads about Wigan on southstander.com than there'll be about Leeds.

Coaches will make the most bizarre excuses as to why they haunt won a game or even silverware for that matter Wane has already got his excuses in early www.dailystar.co.uk/rugby-league ... d-Warriors You'd have thought that no SL side had ever won trophies whilst supplying the largest crop of it's players to the International game I expect plenty more excuses to come from all of the coaches that are clearly under pressure to deliver the goods this season,Wane included

Coaches will make the most bizarre excuses as to why they haunt won a game or even silverware for that matter Wane has already got his excuses in early www.dailystar.co.uk/rugby-league ... d-Warriors You'd have thought that no SL side had ever won trophies whilst supplying the largest crop of it's players to the International game I expect plenty more excuses to come from all of the coaches that are clearly under pressure to deliver the goods this season,Wane included

The only treble you'll get is the treble 20 on a dart board.