Good stuff

Good stuff

Don't forget the sub clauses to 4 and 5 regards mentioning anything pre 1996. We must also leave early when losing and not mention it when any other club does.

Rule 7, section 3a..........If Wigan win anything, accuse them of cheating, if they haven't actually cheated then charge them with a made up rule, e.g. 'breaking the spirit of the said rule', this rule only applies to Wigan.

Article 67, item 3, sub section 1a....If Wigan score a try it must be reviewed for anything that may give it cause to be dissallowed.

Sub section 1b, the review must show 15 varying angles that prove to be inconclusive.

Sub section 1c, upon dissallowing the Wigan try, immediately show a 16th angle that conclusively prooves that the try should have stood.

Another important one -

Wigan fans must not expect the Sky Sports commentators to not question everything the Cherry and Whites do on the field, to not look for 'a Wigan hand in there' whenever the opposition knock on, to not query whether or not every scoring pass Wigan make is forward, or touchdown short, in touch or a double-movement (and very importantly, to never retract such suspicions when later Twitter evidence clearly indicates the opposite), to not point out that Wigan 'got away with it' whenever the man in the middle disagrees that Wigan have just committed an offence, and perhaps most vitally of all, to never give Wigan credit for turning out so many home-grown youngsters, despite the frequent occasions they made an issue of Wigan's foreign contingent back in the bad old days - as for Wigan fans to expect any of this would be completely unreasonable (not to mention futile).

Article 83 Sub section 2 - If a Wigan pass looks flat or just a tad forwards then you must scream 'FORWARD' at the top of your voice. If it is not given forward then you must then scream 'FORWARD' at every other pass which is thrown regardless of whether it is forward or not.

Second best cup final ever.
From a HKR fan.

Terrible thing is jealousy .

I can indeed. Never got to serve on a 23. They were just coming in when I left in 95

I think the Challenge Cup Final was a boring game. I don't hold Wigan in any way to blame for that. Your team had a job to do, they did it. Neutrals were bored, from your perspective, who cares?

But the problem is: YOU DO CARE. It's lead to a bunch of paranoid whinging that everyone's calling the final dull because you won, when the fact is that we're calling it dull BECAUSE IT WAS DULL.

On Monday night Chelsea went to Old Trafford and killed the game to do the job that they wanted, which was take a point from Old Trafford. Every neutral is whining about how dull the match was. My opinion? The neutrals can do one. Our point was worth taking, the opinions of neutrals was worth nothing.

Like I said, I don't hold Wigan responsible for the dull final. Wigan are the Challenge Cup holders, they've been the best team in the Challenge Cup this season, they're number 1, the only place to be.

But the fans of Wigan Warriors? A bunch of whining paranoid idiots.

Well I for one enjoyed the game and I couldn't care less whether neutrals enjoyed it or not. The cup is all about winning and if the opposition don't turn up or are not allowed to play then thats tough for them but that is no interest for me.