He's so fat on purpose, it's so opposition cant get they're arms around him, thats how he gets the great offloads!

He's so fat he plays home and away at the same time

He's so fat, his wife is playing away.

He's so fat his crabtree pony tail looks tiny.

Id agree with that.

I thought that wire were acting like pure thugs last night. The biggest offence must have from Paul Wood on a already tackled Ade Gardener. Whacked him right across the chops and he spilt the ball. Wellens getting flattened was another highlight.

I loved it. Its what Rugby league should be like.

Can beat a bit of Biff!

Thought Solomona had a good game last night, the fact that he attracts so many defenders always makes him dangerous when you consider his off-load.

However, Carvell was just awesome for them - Saints didn't just get beat - they got beat up!

Don't see how he costs us games?
He's not a turnstile, he draws in 4 players every carry, his passing is as good as if not better than most halfbacks.
People go on about him not playing a full game? He's a forward, even Benny Westwood who is easily one of fittest forwards in the game gets bench time.

He cost you the game between us and you at the HJ last year by dropping the ball over the line in the last seconds.

He's so fat he goes to KFC and licks other peoples fingers.

Hes so fat, he bleeds gravy.

watching wellens moaning with a bust mouth was brilliant. welcome to mr westwoods elbow. ive had some bad experiences with wire fans in the past but they are the minority and all clubs have em, but i wanted them to win last night. i did feel a bit sorry for them with injuries at cardiff but there pack was imense last night. i will be interested to see how many get cited for foul play though, morley and westwood with elbows, paul wood on gardner. doubt anything will come of it but the RFL do seem to be clamping down this year !!!!!