It's been found.

Did Whittle have it?

Yes, it was under his bed along with some flags and three 1976 editions of 'Playboy'.

Ah, the collector's Thora Hird editions.

The very ones, do you want to borrow them, two of them are in 'fair' condition, but the other is heavily 'soiled'.

Get them laminated first.

WTF WAS THAT BANG!!!!!

I read in the paper this morning that some guy called Martin Luther King had a dream.

Just heard Arch Duke Franz Ferdinand has been shot in Sarajevo, hope it all blows over and there aren't any repercussions.

"anne boleyn, have you read the paper, Amos Roberts is retiring"............stick it in the basket i'll read it later...."THUD"

According to Wikipedia the earliest inhabitants of the district of Lancashire now known as St Helens was ...........................
The Celtic Brigantes. rlhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St_Helens,_Merseysiderl

When they arrived in St Helen's they said have you heard Amos has retired?

Heard today that Oliver Cromwell is on his way to Wigan to bid farewell to Amos Roberts

Some lad in Jerusalem reckons he's the son of God. Must be crackers.

what's David Icke doing in jerusalem