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2 classic Alex Murphy quotes about Joe Lydon

"He opened his legs and showed his class"

"It's like a walking day in Belfast" When Joe was left with an open field in front of him.

During a Sky game a few years ago I remember two fans on the terraces at Wakefield holding up signs near the big screen saying "STEVO IS GAY" and "KNOB OUT".

Childish but still very funny.

What about

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when billy thompson was awarded the obe the next time he saw Murphy he tried to take the mick and said to him "neaw then billy what did the Queen say to you at the palace, well said Billy she asked me if owt had changed in our great game over the years ""and billy said "no not really ma'am everythings just as it was" and what else did she say said Alex "well said Billy she bent low and said tell me Mr Thompson does that little T*aT still play for St Helens

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Ian Millward

"Karl has the attributes of both pace and power and is a really exciting prospect," said Wigan boss Brian Noble. news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/rugby_l ... 150378.stm

"Karl has the attributes of both pace and power and is a really exciting prospect," said Wigan boss Brian Noble. news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/rugby_l ... 150378.stm

Grand Final 2010:

Bill Arthur to Tommy Leuluai live on Sky Sports - "Tommy, congratulations a man of the match performance, steering the side around the park, Harry Sunderland winner, Grand Final winner, how does that feel?"

Tommy - "It feels awesome, we played team footy, dont know what to say it's fuc king awesome"

Bill Arthur - "Thanks tommy, apologies for that it was in the heat of the moment!!"

"Woof", me, just on hearing the news of Joel Monaghan signing for Warrington.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoBueVGRq2k I'd like to thank Tissot for the watch, and I'd like to thank big fat Gary Schofield for the motivation, keep it up Gary

www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoBueVGRq2k I'd like to thank Tissot for the watch, and I'd like to thank big fat Gary Schofield for the motivation, keep it up Gary

A former Wigan RL forward (who shall remain anonymous to save him further embarrassment!) on the beach at an end of season team bash in Spain - pointed to the sky and asked "is that the same sun as we get back home?"!!!

The groupie girl outside Wigan’s Riverside Club eyed up the town’s new Rugby League hero - and liked what she saw. ‘’Hiya, big boy,’’ she said to burly South African Nick Du Toit, her eyes settling on the most personal part of the 6ft 3in forward’s anatomy. ‘’Tell me, are you built in proportion all over?’’ ‘’Listen, lady,’’ replied Du Toit in his clipped Afrikaans tones. ‘’If I was built in proportion, I’d be 12ft 10!’’

I remember Barry Mac describing some forward on Sky.......
'If I went home and found him in bed with the wife..... I would tuck him '