That was the electronic cigarette - Not a laser pointer.

I really dont understand the mentality of the idiots that do stuff like this, its pathetic.

Laser pens have gone up in quality. I know for a fact for a mere 7 quid, you can buy a green laser pen which will cover 2 pitches and still be strong. They were selling them at golborne parkside at the weekend, the kids were having a great time with them. The very same pens would have no trouble reaching their beam from north to south stand.

There was definitely one in the North, shined on Pats face as he took his kick for the first try. I was sat at the North Stand side of the East stand (IYSWIM). NO WAY that came from the South Stand

From where we sit in the south you could clearly see someone in the north stand with a grey jumper on and when we were on they're 20 minite line he shone what I can only think was a more expensive laser pen as it clearly reflected green back onto his jumper. Hence being able to be pointed out to stewards. I actually missed MM sending off due to laughing at the stewrds in the South looking at the man in the North through Binoculars wigth about 10 people round them with long lense cameras taking pics of the man in the North!!! I KID YOU NOT

By all accounts Jean-Michael had enjoyed his first taste of superleague.

He's selling flame throwers this Friday, £12.99 each, £1.99 extra for petrol.

Must resist! Must resiist! Must resist!

Sooooooooo Tempted!
(Check your texts!)

Lasers are dirt cheap abroad. I bought one in Bali last year for about £7 and it will throw a beam many hundreds of meters, yeah you read that right, and produce a dot the size of your little finger nail on the target. Even visible in broad daylight. At night its awesome. Its green as well. I wouldn't dream of using it at a match or owt like that though, just for making my dogs chase the dot, great exercise for 'em, but this type of laser is deffo available.

THE HOOF

Are they legal? Or is it just illegal to shine them at someone or in the sky?

Well they are produced to point at things in lectures and things like that. Not sure about the powerful ones, don't know what practical applications they would have in civilian life but I can't see any reason why they would be outlawed unless they are ones that could produce a dangerous amount of heat.

In a large auditorium 1000 plus, then the little red ones are hard to pick up well, I have a green one for when I speak in the big venues, got it from Ebay, use the red one elsewhere. Using one at Rugby etc is simply bonkers and deserves prosecution.