Quote hula89="hula89"Does this mean Phil Clarke is a prophet of the church of Wigan? Or is he just a prophet for all of the Rugby Gods faith but not affiliated to the church of Wigan?
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Ah, the all seeing rugby gods noticed you have mentioned the disciple of Clarke. Clarke dost spreadeth the gospel according to St. Rugby of the league. He is well versed in the 10 commandments :
1. Thou shalt not cheat (Danny McGuire)
2. Thou shalt try to remain unbiased when discussing Wigan. (Phil Clarke)
3. Thou shalt not cryeth over spilt milk, nor eateth the sour grapes. (Richard Agar)
4. Thou shalt watcheth the paint dry. (John Kear)
5. Thou shalt not buy the pinketh home shirt (Wigan fans)
6. Thou shalt not succumb to the power of the dark side. (Kyle Eastmond & Chris Ashton)
7. Thou shalt return with thy tail betweenth thy legs. (Lee Smith)
8. Thou shalt use twitter or facebook only when engaging thy brain. (Ryan Bailey)
9. Thou shalt keep clear of all 4 legged beasts. (Joel Monaghan)
10. Thou shalt not win a “home” game this season (St Helens).
On these 10 commandments hangeth all the laws and the prophets.
Let us give thanks to our Lord Michael, for he taketh the team and maketh it great. For Wigan are the power, and the glory for ever and ever.
Amen.
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