you dont get puddings south of the ship canal lol

As a believer in promoting better inter-club relations I could make myself available to help in interpreting between your group and my fellow locals, I consider myself proficient enough to do so as I am a Wiganer born and bred, and I also own the complete box set of Only fools and horses.

He needs to ask for a babbies yed!

Babbies yed, chips, gravy and a barm

I think his head would explode

Ney
Chips, babbies yed, scrapings, pey wet and a couple of barm joes would.

Believe it or not I actually work with an Ashton lad (in London) being from Golborne myself I am proficient in Wiganese, we once had a conversation in which we tried to speak as broad and as quick as we could, some of the people genuinely thought we were speaking a foreign language. We can actually slag people off in the same room who have no idea they are the victim of our barbed tongues.

Now King St is a decent night out but I would definitely avoid Ash Vegas unless you're a trained cage fighter, in which case it will be ideal for training.

There's no such place as "Golborne", It's " Gowbun"
(Roberts' pies )
As for food, then a meyt an prater slappie should be the order of the day.

Regarding liquid refereshment, it kind of depends on what you're looking for. If it's good ale and banter, then the Anvil is a must.
You could also try the Tudor, on the other side of the bus station, a bit of a student type establishment, but make sure that your innoculations are fully up to date first...

Gow burn
or
Goal bun

anyone who pronounces it
Gol Born
is instantly looked at like the Americans in the slaughtered lamb pub.

Whens the last time you went Ash V? Its cheap (£1.80 pint - most pubs) and quiet -compared to Wigan & Leigh, however I wouldn't come all the way up north to have a session in Ash, unless you've been the races. Avoid King street at all costs

King St night out was 2012 Boxing day before that October 2007
Vegas last August, one of my sisters lives there and it was her birthday

Depends where you go on King St.

Revolution is good.
Ibiza Bar is usually OK.

Few Boozers down the Lane are OK too. Millgate, Bowling Green etc.

Tickets booked in The South Stand. Please take pity on me especially as we could be at the end of a three figure drubbing!
I will be the one shouting Laaaaandon and will be with a bunch of bemused looking lads attending their first game of leauge (including a brazillian).

You should get on with the local ladies then, they like a Brazillian.