Maurice

Never forget 2 little lads talking about the players before the game in the Dougie stand one of them said" oh you"ll know Henderson Gill he plays with his socks rolled down

Something along the lines of "I'm the 'effin full back!"
Sam to Matty Smith on Good Friday, after they managed to screw up a high ball in the in goal area.

It was Flower that he said it to not Smith.

Who was it, after a big hit and a knee in the "groin" said to the physio "don't rub em, count em!" ?

I heard that the first person to say that was Dixie Dean the wendyballist...

OK, My bad

Wonder which dodgy online establishment sold that to you?

Anyone know how the conversation went when John Major was being shown round the changing rooms at Wembley and was greeted by Billy McGinty wearing only a strategically placed pineapple ring?

The same Maurice Lindsay who then said upon joining the board of that thriving little club

"I'm delighted that we are strengthening ties between both great clubs. We are gaining recognition around the world as a true sporting town and this fusing further underlines that claim, to be asked to join the Wigan Athletic board is an honour."

I wonder whether this was due to Wigan RL being pretty in 2006 whilst Wigan Athletic were becoming well known all over the World as a Premier League club?

From memory it went something like

BM bursts into camera

"Pineapple John" - BM pointing to the offending item

"That's the last time I eat pineapple" - JM

Brian Carney's classic line live on sky after a Leeds play off game (I think)

"Bill, I'm as happy as rabbit with two cocks"

"They can't run without their heads" - Dean Bell

Not really a quote as such, but a motivational statement from Martin Offiah to the 2010 Wigan Grand Final team was fantastic. Even as a Saints fan I was applauding that when I saw it after the game. I've got the picture somewhere at home, I'm pretty sure someone on here has it in their sig aswell.