sounded like a bit of a lazy lob tonight, just about popping up when in reality it was already over and dun wi'

Never really noticed him apart from when he scored.

Its not how big it is, its how you use it, and we're not using it right atm. Im expecting him to be used better next week and then we'll see a well oiled willie.

He was so out of breath at the end his head went purple.

"I've got a bigger willie in my pants" - Quality!