Thats the hardest part, especially with the opposition. It's easy to know the Wigan players but not so much for the other team. Thats were Mark made it look easy rattling off their names because you don't have time to look at the piece of paper team sheet.

As for swearing, it don't bother me but I'm not a big swearer. Just need to not use phrases like "bugs dick" that I do in my reports!

Read the Stevo Bingo card: that'll give you some ideas of what to say:

The coach will be furious.....

Second stanza.........

I'm with you, Eddie.........

Go for the one pointer.........

Try something different, like a chip over the top.........

Or, "Try for me", when it's clearly not... Or, "That won't be given!!" when it clearly will...

I will not be putting my jacuzzi on the line during a video referee call

Bilko i thought you already knew that the previous record away score was in march 1987 away to wakefield but you had to check your i pod during the commentary

Sack him

I did in my head, but best to check your facts is it not?

Not sure, not stopping hasn't exactly harmed Eddie and Stevo's careers.

haha. and they have staff!