Playing Warrington the year after Long & Gleeson's betting fiasco I think, Gleeson gets nailed in the tackle and drops the ball. My dad yells "BET YOU DIDN'T BET ON THAT ONE GLEESON!"


For Sean Long, "He's got a pineapple... on his head"

Not exactly a one liner but.....

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"Not has beens like what's been going on in the past.

"Next year, or the year after, I think we'll be back to Wigan being the greatest again."

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Dave Kaiser Whelan - April 2003

That was Feka!

Think it was Paul Rauhihi

Ha good one was stood with me mate at Catalans, losing by so much can't remember, about three years ago. We were struggling and he just turned round to me and said, "Give it to Palleasinna, he knows what to do!"

As soon as he said it Feka through a pass, intercepted, full lengther and effectively lost the match

Well it must be a regular joke from BMc.

Dont know what the fook everyone sees in that slater..would get found out in SL.

A tit sat behind me in last seasons tri nations..even my little cousin turned and laughed at him.

The famous one
Glenn McGrath gets frustrated at being unable to dismiss Eddo Brandes
asks "Why are you so fat?"

Brandes replies with
"Because every time I f*ck your wife she gives me a biscuit."

One of my favourites is when a ref called Cowie over after something had gone on a few moments earlier. He asks Cowie "are you 8?" talking about the number on his back.
Cowie replies "no im 21" and the ref sends him away telling him that he is looking for no 8. Cowie walks off with a big smile on his face.

Stevo's rant at football the final ''ha ha'' gets me everytime... www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NIqLFyv8mQ&NR=1

Stevo's rant at football the final ''ha ha'' gets me everytime... www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NIqLFyv8mQ&NR=1

You brought back some awesome memories for me with ur post!!

The guy who made the ''Knob Out'' sign kindly gave it to me at the game so i could get my autographs on it haha

Still got the sign at home with all the wakefield and wigan autographs on it!!

I did get some odd looks from the players when they were signing it

Paul Rauhihi

A funny one was Brian Carney last season "if I was Stuart Fielden I wouldn't be picking many fights, as he doesn't have a great record in winning them"

My favorite was sat in the Dougie stand at CP when the little lad in front of me brought his mate for the first time, his favorite player at the time was Henderson Gill and his mate asked him " how will i know who he is" oh he said easy he always plays with his socks rolled down!!!!!

Went to the paper shop the other day - It had blown away !

Tommy Cooper !

1985 Challenge Cup Final-Alex Murphy Quotes

John Ferguson had scored his first try pass the Hull winger Dane O Hara and Murph said "that was the best winger in the world he has just gone past"
What Dane O Hara?

Later in game another classic he spotted Fergie limping, then he went 50 yards to score his second try, then Murph said "if he has a bad leg I wish I had one"