For Saints games:

Ooo Longy tha a funny un, youve got a face like a pickled onion, a nose like a squashed tomato and you look like a bitch.

Oooo Longy tha a wrong un, youve got form for bonging, a head like Worzel Gummidge and you dad sells drugs to kids.

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to the torres tune

His facebook said he's coming here, Riddell Ridell
He likes his pie and chips and beer, Riddell Ridell
He piggy jiggys down the pitch
And cunnighams his f**kin b!tch
Piggy Riddell, Wigans Number 9

This one is ace and has to catch on.

A windup surely?

He's going to need a restraining order.

will never happen, too many laws these days to protect the mentally ill

Well you should know

I think we should try and keep the Riddell song clean so the younger generation can sing it without getting a slap of their mum and dad

But I agree about singing it to the Torres tune, it would be awesome.

truely horrible thread

Where have all our pies gone?
Long time passing.
Where have all our pies gone? long time ago.
Where have all our pies gone?
Gone to Piggy every one, when will he ever learn? When will he ever learn.

or if other fans start singing who ate all the pies:

There's a piggy on the pitch, tra lalalala
A Piggy on the pitch traa lalalalala
Piggy on the pitch, tra lalalala
And you wonder where all the pies have gone?

Lets have one to the tune of Mr Brightside by the Killers. (Lets make the JJB sound like X-Factor )