'When you lose say nothing, when you win say less'

Dean Bell

[i(adapted from NFL coach Paul Brown)[/i

One I remember from the fifties is when a certain fullback was asked after paying a visit to the Dentist what had happened ,he is quoted as saying.
"Against Wigan last week I had a word with Billy Boston before the match asking which way he would side step if he was one on one with me, HE TELLS LIES".

And a big thanks to big fat Gary Schofield for all the motivation this week.

Or two corkers from the king of put downs Mr Maurice Lindsey.

In reference to Latics;

" They’re a very successful, thrivinglittle club andthey’ve done almost everything right, they’ve signeda lot ofquality juniors, but they’ve chosen the backyardof rugby league to do it in.”

Or when discussing Dire;

Wonderful little club but they just aren't Wigan.

Can anyone remember what Denis Betts said about the 'Leigh v Wigan rivalry' in 2005 (I think) Cant find the quote anywhere.

Yes Ray French has some classics. His comment about the sizes of the opposing packs was rather ill-timed as it coincided with the overhead camera focussing on the river cave Central Park gents toilet "Alex, there's some big lads out today."

"He's strolling along saying "Well there's only two chasing me""

alex murphy just before john ferguson shoots down the wing at wembley .....

' i think hes carryin a leg and has to come off'

'He hits the line with a kind of goose step, I think he will be a fans favourite'

Dennis Betts (in ref to Jerri Seu Seu)

Frano Botica to Dean Bell, after Bell got his nose smashed and his eyebrow split during a tough match at Widnes:

"It's a good job your f&&&&&g married!"

It's not Terry Holmes Bradford need, it's Sherlock.

Alex Murphy

I will never eat Pineapple again.

John Major.

Before the 85 cup final, interview with Nicky kiss and Henderson gill
Interviewer - so nicky what does this man Henderson bring to the team ?
Nicky kiss - well I suppose he brings a bit of colour to the side
The bygone days when racism was acceptable on a Saturday afternoon on the bbc

I used to have a t-shirt with that quote on!

'What the f**k was all that about'

Craig Smith to Terry O'Connor when he came off at HT at Leigh v Wigan in the Cup.