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[size=75:2n7j1gh7][color=red:2n7j1gh7]WIGAN RLFC IS MORE THAN A RUGBY CLUB - IT'S A RELIGION[/color:2n7j1gh7][/size:2n7j1gh7]
[size=75:2n7j1gh7][color=black:2n7j1gh7]There will always be a Wigan Warriors no matter what the bitter & twisted blues say[/color:2n7j1gh7][/size:2n7j1gh7]:25472.jpg |
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rlhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v
A Classic from Ray French
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"Wigan Athletic - No known famous fans. The town (of Wigan) apparently goes into hibernation when the Rugby League season ends!" Daily Mail Online feature, July 2009
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They will not force us,
They will stop degrading us,
They will not control us,
WE WILL BE VICTORIOUS!
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Wigan RLFC - The Uprising!
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Wigan footballer Mohamed Diame described the home of mint balls and pies as 'cr**py'.
But Tomkins boomed: "I don't want to know what he thinks. I don't even know his name. He only plays for Latics.":16522.jpg |
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| Jan 2009 | 16 years | |
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Whatever happened to Billy McGinty's pineapple?
"unless you hit it directly at Paul Wellens, it's several minutes before he'll arrive at the ball." Saddened
"I'm done. Brown out. If LMS, Turner or Walker get in any match day squad i will not be attending from now on in." LFC Saint:d7dc4b20b2c2dd7b76ac6eac29d5604e_41943.jpg |
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The groupie girl outside Wigan’s Riverside Club eyed up the town’s new Rugby League hero - and liked what she saw. ‘’Hiya, big boy,’’ she said to burly South African Nick Du Toit, her eyes settling on the most personal part of the 6ft 3in forward’s anatomy. ‘’Tell me, are you built in proportion all over?’’ ‘’Listen, lady,’’ replied Du Toit in his clipped Afrikaans tones. ‘’If I was built in proportion, I’d be 12ft 10!’’
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My record at Headingley
18/06/05 L 0-70
09/06/06 L 22-48
05/10/07 L 6-36
31/05/08 L 16 – 23
26/10/08 L 18-14
[b]25/09/10 W 26-6[/b]
1/4/11 D 22-22
[b]The vodoo is broken!! :D[/b]:d7dc4b20b2c2dd7b76ac6eac29d5604e_32494.jpg |
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| Quote: --[ WW ]-- "--"www.youtube.com/watch?v
was gunna say that one hahaha, class
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I remember Barry Mac describing some forward on Sky.......
'If I went home and found him in bed with the wife..... I would tuck him '
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[color=#FF4040:2teu7uxz]CHERRY AND WHITE[/color:2teu7uxz]
[color=#000000:2teu7uxz]IT'S IN OUR BLOOD[/color:2teu7uxz]
[color=#FF4040:2teu7uxz]ANCIENT & LOYAL[/color:2teu7uxz]
[color=#000000:2teu7uxz]UNTIL WE DIE[/color:2teu7uxz]
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Playing Warrington the year after Long & Gleeson's betting fiasco I think, Gleeson gets nailed in the tackle and drops the ball. My dad yells "BET YOU DIDN'T BET ON THAT ONE GLEESON!"
For Sean Long, "He's got a pineapple... on his head"
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| Dec 2001 | 23 years | |
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Not exactly a one liner but.....
[size "Next year it is our intention to bring in two or three absolute top draw Australian players to mix with our youngsters.
"Not has beens like what's been going on in the past.
"Next year, or the year after, I think we'll be back to Wigan being the greatest again."
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Dave Kaiser Whelan - April 2003
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| Quote: redlock "I remember Barry Mac describing some forward on Sky.......
'If I went home and found him in bed with the wife..... I would tuck him ''"
That was Feka! |
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What's the rumpus, Tom?
[quote="Pemps":1dso5atj]I can't confirm Bennett's exact words but I believe they were along the lines of "Strewth Ian, I wouldn't touch him with yours. He's a flammin' Gala". [/quote:1dso5atj]
[quote="Wigan Peer":1dso5atj]I keep my bin under 30mph to avoid fines...  [/quote:1dso5atj]
[quote="MattyB":1dso5atj]you cant tell me they are all busting for a turd.
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Please see for me if she's wearing a coat so warm
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| Quote: Toffee Warrior "That was Feka!'"
Think it was Paul Rauhihi |
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Footballers spend 90 minutes pretending they're injured,
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Ha good one was stood with me mate at Catalans, losing by so much can't remember, about three years ago. We were struggling and he just turned round to me and said, "Give it to Palleasinna, he knows what to do!"
As soon as he said it Feka through a pass, intercepted, full lengther and effectively lost the match
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| Quote: tugglesf78 "Think it was Paul Rauhihi'"
Well it must be a regular joke from BMc. |
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[color=#FF0000:1a02isux][b:1a02isux]IN A WARRIORS CODE THERE'S NO SURRENDER....THOUGH HIS BODY SAYS STOP, HIS SPIRIT CRY'S NEVER!!!![/b:1a02isux][/color:1a02isux]:d7dc4b20b2c2dd7b76ac6eac29d5604e_17903.jpg |
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Dont know what the fook everyone sees in that slater..would get found out in SL.
A tit sat behind me in last seasons tri nations..even my little cousin turned and laughed at him.
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The famous one
Glenn McGrath gets frustrated at being unable to dismiss Eddo Brandes
asks "Why are you so fat?"
Brandes replies with
"Because every time I f*ck your wife she gives me a biscuit."
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One of my favourites is when a ref called Cowie over after something had gone on a few moments earlier. He asks Cowie "are you 8?" talking about the number on his back.
Cowie replies "no im 21" and the ref sends him away telling him that he is looking for no 8. Cowie walks off with a big smile on his face.
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| Jun 2010 | 14 years | |
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