Now your just taking the "P"!

You, I, and everyone else knows it will be Blue with Yellow Stripes!

That would just waste one of the 10 questions were going to get chance to ask!

Mine's going to be :-

"Ian, it's Phil McCrackin here, My Mate Ben Dover couldn't make it tonight and he would like to know the Following!

1/ What Cereals do Saints use and why aren't we copying them?
2/ What Cereals do Leeds use and why aren't we copying them?
3/ What Cereals do Warrington use and have we made sure we don't copy them?
4/ What do the team do with the little toys from their breakfast cereals?
5/ If there is such a variety of different cereals the players want why don't you get the Variety Packs?
6/ If we do get variety packs which players will get 1st pick & if it's not the Young Wiganners then why not as they should get 1st chance over some of these overpaid Aussies who only come over here to take our Cereals?
7/ Where do you get your cereals from and if it's Tesco can he have your Club Card Points?
8/ If Feka is now only having 2 weetabix & not 48 a day like he used to what are we doing with the leftover money & can we spend it on the Salary Cap?
9/ He Sponsored Pat Richards last year yet in the off season when I asked the club could Pat come and rake up the leaves on my garden I was told NO! Is that a way to treat a sponsor who only sponsored him so I could get some limelight for myself & act like the Big Time Charlie I really am!
10/ Why did we let Mickey Higham Go? I don't really want to ask this one but seeing as it's almost become a ritual I though I'd better!"

Now then everyone, I think you'll agree I've just about covered everything so there's no need for anyone else to ask anything.
Just let IL talk about the pointless stuff that Mo Never used to tell us about & we used to criticise him for like player recruitment, club finances & merchandise arrangements, Coaching set up, Youth development, Squad development etc etc and then we can criticise him for telling us something we don't want to hear and then we can all go home!

To some degree I agree with Hogan regarding them being pointless but I think that's down to the questions being asked. There are clearly some people who go with the intention of asking a question no matter what. It's these people who haven't listened to any of the 'ground rules' or presentation or previous questions. These are the people who spoil it for me. At the last one I went to, people were clearly annoyed about the fact we'd played our playoff game at Widnes but people just kept asking the same question over and over again. A complete waste of time.

It's a shame that they can't be a warts and all Q&A but I do understand why the club/IL doesn't want to ask certain questions.

The mood was lightened by Phil McRacken though.

What does annoy me about these forums is the stupid questions people ask. Not the ones about the weetabix etc but the ones when people clearly haven't listened to any of the presentation or the previous questions.

That would have worked so much better if I hadn't edited my post as you were posting yours

Here's one that probably will get addressed.

"How has the new shop performed against budget and will the six month lease be renewed"?

But then followed by a series of banal merchandise related questions, possibly instigated by Barlow...

One thing I was told over the weekend by someone at a local non-RL amateur club is that Wigan are looking to enter a partnership by placing a full sized all weather pitch there. Maybe when the breakfast queries have been answered one of you Cat. #1's in attendance could ask about it

Is Sir Ian Botham lying when he says there is nothing to see inside a Shredded Wheat cos Weetabix always look pretty cool inside?

Ask them which Wigan pub is being bought by the club for the players and rugby 'nights' on a big new shiny projector screen.......ssshhhhh

John bull chop house?

Orwell.

Not looking forward to travelling tomorrow night. I've got to get the bus from Ormskirk in what looks like will be blizzard conditions uk.weather.com/weather/hourByHou ... m=0&flag=2

Not looking forward to travelling tomorrow night. I've got to get the bus from Ormskirk in what looks like will be blizzard conditions uk.weather.com/weather/hourByHou ... m=0&flag=2