| FORUMS > Wigan Warriors > O/T The Purple One |
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| Quote: Dei Morti Viventi "I vaguely know a lad who was in prison with Purps, he said he was a nice guy but to never ever call him Purple Aki or he'll flip.'"
There's a bet somewhere in this. |
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| Jan 2006 | 19 years | |
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Isn't he chums with Warren Stevens?
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| Sep 2002 | 22 years | |
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Just to confirm, he did feel my groin and I did love it.
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When I was growing up, everybody used to say that we shouldn't go on the tips (the hills and woods near Goose Green and Highfield), because Purple Aki will get you and scribe a P and an A on your cheeks. I didn't believe he actually existed until about 5 years or so ago when I saw a story about him in the papers.
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He is quite a decent chap and very good company after he has squeezed your biceps and you have done 50 squats with him on your back.
He’s degree educated with an unequivocal knowledge of fine wines and poetry. He also has a big purple helmet.
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| Quote: George Mildred "He is quite a decent chap and very good company after he has squeezed your biceps and you have done 50 squats with him on your back.
He’s degree educated with an unequivocal knowledge of fine wines and poetry. He also has a big purple helmet.'"
You sound like his B!tch  |
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| Quote: Dei Morti Viventi "I vaguely know a lad who was in prison with Purps, he said he was a nice guy but to never ever call him Purple Aki or he'll flip.'"
Looks like he flipped a few times then |
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| Quote: George Mildred "He is quite a decent chap and very good company after he has squeezed your biceps and you have done 50 squats with him on your back.
He’s degree educated with an unequivocal knowledge of fine wines and poetry. He also has a big purple helmet.'"
A big purple helmet?????  |
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| Quote: Katrina "When I was growing up, everybody used to say that we shouldn't go on the tips (the hills and woods near Goose Green and Highfield), because Purple Aki will get you and scribe a P and an A on your booty cheeks. I didn't believe he actually existed until about 5 years or so ago when I saw a story about him in the papers.'" When I was growing up in goose green we didn't go on the tips at night because of 'red cloggs'. Apparently a mine shaft colapsed years ago and trapped a load of fellas down there. Only one man survived and he did so by eating his mates. His cloggs' were red due to their blood dripping on them. Much more frightening than some guy squeezing your your biceps  |
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The Cartoon Adventures of Purple Aki
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| Quote: Pemps "When I was growing up in goose green we didn't go on the tips at night because of 'red cloggs'. Apparently a mine shaft colapsed years ago and trapped a load of fellas down there. Only one man survived and he did so by eating his mates. His cloggs' were red due to their blood dripping on them. Much more frightening than some guy squeezing your your biceps ![]()
I've heard of Red Cloggs! I went to St.Paul's primary school, and there was this ritual you had to do to keep him away, but I can't remember what it was. I think you had to click your heals a certain amount of times whilst saying something about Red Cloggs!
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What about Ginny Green teeth?
She was a truly frightening woman.
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| Is there a way to search on here? Purple akcie thread from last year was one of the funniest threads I've ever read....went to about a million pages...
...when the subject got onto 'Handbag Gary' from Standish well I'd peed mi sen by that point!!!!
SEAN LONG got brought into it some how... |
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| Quote: antwigan "Is there a way to search on here? Purple akcie thread from last year was one of the funniest threads I've ever read....went to about a million pages...
...when the subject got onto 'Handbag Gary' from Standish well I'd peed mi sen by that point!!!! ![]()
I had a look but couldn't find it. I did find a trash can thread called "Where Is The Best Venue for RL Related Dogging?" - Guess which board that thread was trashed from!
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