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| Quote: Kench Lucas "cos his mate told it him on the day and his inbred brain has only just got it god help the queen when she goes to there'"
were you one of the two sounds like it
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| Quote: peawapp "computer problems like not having one'"
Ah fair enough. You should have spent the time without a computer trying out for Britain's Got Talent. A geniune talent like yourself would bring much needed credability to that show and the channel it broadcasts on.
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| Quote: peawapp "were you one of the two sounds like it'"
ROFL aww sorry did i offend you calling you an inbred i apologise il high 6 ya later
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32860_1314648713.jpg [b:1qlbs0l1]Wigan RL Making History Since 1872:
[color=#FF0000:1qlbs0l1]19 Championships,
19 Challenge Cups
3 World Club Challenges[/color:1qlbs0l1]
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| Quote: Kench Lucas "ROFL aww sorry did i offend you calling you an inbred i apologise il high 6 ya later
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30366_1604259384.jpg [color=#000000:3fno8grb]Rugby Union: When entertainment just isn't your thing. [/color:3fno8grb]:d7dc4b20b2c2dd7b76ac6eac29d5604e_30366.jpg |
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| this is better.
A Primary Teacher explains to her class that she is a saints fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they too are saints fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, ' Mary , why didn't you raise your hand?' 'Because I'm not a saints fan,' she replied. The teacher, still shocked, asked, 'Well, if you are not a saints fan, then who are you a fan of?' 'I am a wigan fan, and proud of it,' Mary replied. The teacher could not believe her ears. ' Mary , why, are you a wigan fan?' 'Because my mum is a wigan fan, and my dad is a wigan fan, so I'm a wigan fan too!' 'Well,' said the teacher in an obviously annoyed tone, 'that is no reason for you to be a wigan fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time.. What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict, what would you be then?
Mary smiled,
'I'd be a saints fan.
just substitute saints for leigh or leeds or bradford or.....................
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| Quote: juicyjulie "this is better.
A Primary Teacher explains to her class that she is a saints fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they too are saints fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, ' Mary , why didn't you raise your hand?' 'Because I'm not a saints fan,' she replied. The teacher, still shocked, asked, 'Well, if you are not a saints fan, then who are you a fan of?' 'I am a wigan fan, and proud of it,' Mary replied. The teacher could not believe her ears. ' Mary , why, are you a wigan fan?' 'Because my mum is a wigan fan, and my dad is a wigan fan, so I'm a wigan fan too!' 'Well,' said the teacher in an obviously annoyed tone, 'that is no reason for you to be a wigan fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time.. What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict, what would you be then?
Mary smiled,
'I'd be a saints fan.
just substitute saints for leigh or leeds or bradford or.....................'"
Thats the oldest one in the book! yaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwnnnnn
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35345_1422576416.jpg Don't let your love turn to hate
Now we've got to keep the faith
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| Every now and then some pillock comes on and completely lightens the mood on here as we unite in mocking the poor brainless sod.
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[color=#FF4000:3htgpm5r][quote:3htgpm5r]I read that Leeds-Bradford is an airport and that Wigan-St Helens is a rivalry. It's one I can't wait for[/quote:3htgpm5r]
Ryan Hoffman
[quote:3htgpm5r]After all, rugby league has a history of ideas that appear madcap at first but are taken up elsewhere, usually by rugby union[/quote:3htgpm5r]
Christopher Irvine - The Times
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Wire fans, like Leeds fans, are fickle as feck, and mostly glory supporters.
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Sherbert Dip - Leeds Fan
[quote:3htgpm5r]I will never forget that atmosphere at Knowsley Road on Good Friday when the final hooter sounded. On behalf of all the fellas thank you so much for being the greatest fans in the world.[/quote:3htgpm5r]
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| Do you even get the feeling people are laughing at someone, as opposed to with them?
Hmmm I'm feeling it now
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28027.jpg hindley leyther wrote: Not in same lge as you George you are the boss.:28027.jpg |
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| Quote: peawapp "when I went to Leigh pre season I noticed 2 Wigan fans after the match walking from the ground wearing Wigan shirts with Loyal on the back.whats that about I enquired "its because were the teams 18th man and were loyal" they said why I "replied they should have called you Walker cos thats what you all do when youre losing.
Can you also play this joke on the banjo?
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123.jpg No trees were harmed during the creation of this post.
However, a number of electrons were mildly inconvenienced.
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Saint94 wrote "Every team is in your feckin shadow....we all know." - Amen to that, brother
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Saddened! wrote "We've got the worst backline in the competition, bar possibly London and Wakey. I'd swap our 1-7 with Salford in a heartbeat.":123.jpg |
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| Quote: Kench Lucas "cos his mate told it him on the day and his inbred brain has only just got it god help the queen when she goes to there'"
It's OK, the Queen won't be able to hear them, as she's been told to wrap up warm for the visit.
When she told Prince Philip that she was "orf to Leigh", he replied "Wear the fox hat".
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| NOFL x 100000000 at that first joke
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43178_1281391470.gif WIGAN RLFC
SUPER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 2010
LEAGUE LEADERS CHAMPIONS 2010
FLOODLIT 9 CHAMPIONS 2010
U20's VALVOLINE GRAND FINAL WINNERS 2010
BEST SUPPORTED CLUB OF THE YEAR 2010
CLUB OF THE YEAR 2010
MAN OF STEEL 2010 - PAT RICHARDS
YOUNG PLAYER OF THE YEAR 2010 - SAM TOMKINS
COACH OF THE YEAR 2010 - MICHAEL MAGUIRE
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| Quote: peawapp "when I went to Leigh pre season I noticed 2 Wigan fans after the match walking from the ground wearing Wigan shirts with Loyal on the back.whats that about I enquired "its because were the teams 18th man and were loyal" they said why I "replied they should have called you Walker cos thats what you all do when youre losing.
oh yes you ve just made my skin itch
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[quote="tommyfromhull":2n0daa8z]Wigan are quickly turning into the Wigan of old - Arrogant and think they are invincible.[/quote:2n0daa8z]:d7dc4b20b2c2dd7b76ac6eac29d5604e_3585.jpg |
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| Its equally as funny this morning.
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33893.jpg £100 donated to Mike Gregory Fund thanks to Saints winning F#CK ALL !!! thanks JLM23 for paying up.
king warrior said "I'd chop my **** off for a win on sat seriously"
Pemps replied " You wanna borrow some nail clippers?":33893.jpg |
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| old but made me giggle !!
A saints fan, a wire fan and a Wigan fan and a were all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled crate of booze. All of a sudden the Saudi police rushed in and arrested them. The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offence in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime of actually being caught consuming the booze, they were sentenced to death!
However, after many months and with the help of very good lawyers, they were able to successfully appeal their sentence down to life imprisonment. By a stroke of luck, it was a Saudi national holiday the day their trial finished, and the extremely benevolent Sheikh decided they could be released after receiving just 20 lashes each of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheikh suddenly said: "It's my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping."
The saints fan was first in line (he had drunk the least), so he thought about this for a while and then said: "Please tie a pillow to my back." This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through. The saints fan had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain when the punishment was done.
The wire fan was next up and after watching the scene, said:" Please fix two pillows on my back, under my shirt" But even two pillows & 1 shirt could only take 15 lashes before the whip went through again.
The Wigan fan was the last one up (he had finished off the crate), but before he could say anything, the Sheikh turned to him and said: "You are from a most beautiful part of the world, your town has some of the best bars, nightclubs in Europe, your town and rugby team is known throughout the world. For this, you may have two wishes!" "Cheers mate, your Most Royal and Merciful Highness", The wigan fan replies. "In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes."
"Not only are you an honourable, handsome and powerful man, you are also very brave." The Sheik says with an admiring look on his face. "If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And your second wish? What is it to be?" the Sheikh asks.
"Please tie the Wire fan to my back."
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