I think we should start on your accent to complete the makeover.

First - some breathing exercises:

Breathe in through the mouth and out through the nose

Repeat this until you are mildly nauseous and then try saying these words as you do it:

Tee - Okk - Lih (Chocolate)

Aaa - riiiiight Murt (Hello)


How does that feel?

Personally I think it should be until Sunday after the GF

Is "The's" an abbreviation for the word "Thieves" perchance?

I love it when a plan comes together.

This side-step would have beaten Wellens tonight pal.....

Good work Andy!

Well and truly jinxed!

If it was planned Andy

, then well done. Having said that I still think your dad would have given you a severe talking too for using that avatar.

I can't believe how many people fell for it.

He'd have driven over to sort me out.