You'll smell him before you see him.

Think he has left facebook completely so wouldn't take it as though he has deleted you if you can't find him on there.

Excellent topic.

Has anyone ever seen him sober?

I've only ever seen him when I've been drunk.

I once bought him a drink and he didn't get me one back the spineless gobe

Because 'you can't drink beer on the train!'

Don't know him but sounds like a gimp to me! 

Oi WHITTLE, give the girl her flag back you spineless gobe!!

I'd stick his saxophone up his aris

Brings tears to my eyes thinking about that,dont saxophones have them pointy things which you press with your fingers all along its length?. It would be just like when you had a piece of wood brushing across the spokes of your bike to make a noise.

Rumor has it Whittle is the boogey man but might just be gossip