just had lots of fun trying to get my mates car back up a hill after dropping a mate off....

never known owt like it, saw god knows how many cars in bushes/ditches and posts tonight aswell.

employee: Sorry, I can't come into work today. I'm sick.

employer: How sick are you?

employee: Well, I'm in bed with my sister.

Employee "Can I go Home Now it's 10.30pm in the evening on Xmas Eve!"

Employer "No you can't! Your paid £1.50PH until 11pm and your Bloody Staying!"

Employee "But I finished sending the T-Shirts out Yesterday, do you you really think this snow needs moving and the grass cutting at this time of Year?"

Employer "Stop moaning Dad and just get on with it! If I let you go home early I would have to let the Servants & the Chinese go as well and who would crack my nuts then?"

If only

Went to bed thinking, no work. But managed to get in, now two of my staff have called in saying they can,t make it.

Only plus, I will give it till 10:30 then go home myself.

Int' it just!!

I was out in it making a snowman at the top of the street at about 11 o'clock!

I used to love the snow until I got a job as a postman.I've spent the last few days dodging snowballs thrown by little s

Why did it have to snow the week they finish school.

It's not all bad for you postmen, now it's Christmas you can give yourself a little bonus by rifling through everyones post and swiping there Christmas money.

Not me mate,you can trust me with your letters

If your sending money through the post make sure it's by registered post then it won't get nicked.

I've always used registered post since a couple of years ago when a watch strap I'd ordered went missing, thankfully it's value wasn't to much, I'd never make that mistake again.

As for sending cash, all my family get shortbread biscuits for Christmas from me, as I don't like them so that way I can guarantee they won't go missing before I send them.